#twisted thoughts

[estcaligo]

I've just thought of something 🤭🤭🤭

Remember this fact about crocodile's mating?

That thunderstorms put crocs in a romantic mood??

NOW THINK ABOUT HOW SEBEK IS THE PERFECT COMBINATION, BEING BOTH A CROC AND LIGHTNING😁😁

My wild headcanon is that every time he uses his UM, he gets excited and in a romantic mood (the aftereffect)😶

SO THAT SCENE WITH THE PREFECT IN THE RECENT UPDATE MADE SO MUCH SENSE OMG 😂( I screamed about it here, these are edits!)

No because he seeks our attention the moment after using his UM??🤭🤭poor lad can't resist it💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

[reality-detective]

Is there a mental health pandemic? 🤔

[willowaddison]

[squallhunter-the-swift]

Another badass tune Ive been listening too lately 😎

"This is how, an angel dies Blame it on my own sick pride Blame it on my add, baby"

[dsturbd4life]

[simplisticslime]

Merry Christmas

[lost-solarsystem]

twisted thoughts

for my sake, please don’t break my heart.

[estcaligo]

Imagine if Crowley is Revan, but under some spell idk. And when it starts to wear off Lilia and Crowley are looking at each other like this, recognizing one another lol.

[daddytwister]

Howdy

Well, hello there. Welcome to my side of depravity~

[insprationz-blog]

Running out to the field

A white car sat at the edge.

I would open the back door and slide in.

Windows up

Doors closed

Over 100 degrees

It was the dead of summer

You had the keys

I’d lay in that back seat for hours.

I’d watch the birds fly from the back window.

Count the clouds that passed

I was just a small child

Laying in the back seat of your white car

The morning sun

The afternoon sun

Into the evening

Fevers

Sunburns

Vomiting

Where were you?

Why didn’t you care

Why didn’t you come

I could have died. Heat exhaustion and dehydration.

You didn’t care

You have no one now

Kids that aren’t yours that you adored so much

Gone

That man you loved so much and always put first

Gone

All you’re friends you’d get high with while we starved in the basement

Gone

Im all you fucking have now

And guess what

I won’t be there

You made your bed

Now lie in it.

[rdps01]

close enough

[twinliches]

sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite

[dsturbd4life]

[1930sdarlin]

(Meme made by Me, @1930sdarlin )

[suntails]

growing up!

[estcaligo]

Do you think Mr.Zigvolt uses Sebek's pictures in his dental clinic for promotion?

Imagine Sebek smiling forcefully because he didn't really wanted to participate in this. But then Lilia praised him for being a good son and in half of the other promo pics he's beaming lol

And I still like the name "Teeth sharper than thorns!" (If not for the event then at least for their clinic hehe)